-----The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
-----You got in a fight last night?
-----Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
-----I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
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